Eldritch millennial writes love song for Savage Deviljho

CARTED AGAIN
AND DEVILJHO’S TO BLAME
HE GIVES HUNTING
A BAD NAME
(sweet guitar solo)

I swear to the elder gods if that scaly pickled fuckhead invadesĀ another hunt I’m going to scream.

And then turn him into sneakers.

Erm, Happy Valentine’s Day y’all.