Eldritch millennial disappointed in breakfast burrito

Sing, muse, of the breakfast burrito

The promised deliciousness of daybreak

Eggs, bacon, hash:

That which is so fulfilling

Warming a millennial’s soul

So she may go about her day

 

But sing, muse, of the

tasteless

shapeless

unsatisfying roll

Delivered fresh from the office fridge

Microwaved according to instructions

 

Sing, muse, of the unnecessary onions

Jammed into the entire burrito

Unwelcome in most cases

But especially in such quantities

 

Sing, muse, of this breakfast tragedy

And of the eldritch millennial herself

Who had onion breath the rest of the day